Comment first: I recently uncovered some text files from about 6 to 7 years ago. they are full of haikus I used to write on IRC. So well, I'm taking the lazy way out the first day and taking a haiku I wrote when I was young and impressionable. Ready, 1 2 3 go.
what makes a haiku - five and seven and five that's how - make your own. afraid?
ta to the m f ing da