I lost track, so here's a haiku

i know i said daily haikus, but well, things have been busy. besides, so far I'm the only one reading this anyways, so does it really matter? so for some reason i like that MIA song from pineapple express, so here goes my tribute
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all i want to do
is go boom boom boom and then
i take your money

Day 4 and 5 combined.

Was super busy yesterday, didn't get on. So here's 2 for 1.

Shia Lebouf drunk
Maybe he was not driving
Driving Bumblebee

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(topical eh, lol, *cries*, *giggles*, *more crying*)

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Spinal Cord Madness
Umbilical Cord Madness
Bungee Cord Gladness

Day 3 Haiku

day three already?
sometimes I sit in my chair
pulling out my hair


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hehe not too inspired today, but well, there ya go.

Day 2 Haiku

I open my heart
Gaping like a septic wound
Hoping for a cure

Haiku: Day 1 part 2

Well, i mean, rules aren't always rigid, so here's another haiku I uncovered, written around 1994

i don't want to die - it's so anticlimatic - anticipating

Haiku: Day 1

Comment first: I recently uncovered some text files from about 6 to 7 years ago. they are full of haikus I used to write on IRC. So well, I'm taking the lazy way out the first day and taking a haiku I wrote when I was young and impressionable. Ready, 1 2 3 go.

what makes a haiku - five and seven and five that's how - make your own. afraid?

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ta to the m f ing da

Introduction to the world of haiku.

Purpose of this blog: to write a daily haiku.
Your responsibility: to love or hate my haikus.
My responsibility: to write a compelling haiku everyday.
Self purpose: to hone my writing skills everyday, in everyway, with a little bit of funk and stank.

Anyways, I already have one blog, but well I'm a writer, so let's make like 500 blogs and see how thin I can spread myself until my message is so watered down that maybe I'll be recognized for my efforts when I die.

But really, just a blog to practice my writing, if anyone is inspired by it, it's completely coincedental.